Agent Fairytales - Selling Your Home - Part One

This article is based on Australian real estateand that only agents could do that. You said to
private sale conditions but is likely to be veryme... and I remember clearly...you said "Selma,
similar to the situations that fsbo's encounter thewhere do you suppose people go when they're
world over.looking for a house ?...why, to agents of course!"
The article isn't about agent happy endings despiteNow you seem to be saying that I will monopolise
the title, it's not that kind of fairy tale that I wantthe sale Lemme and take your clients from you.
to talk about. Rather, I want to expose theThat just doesn't make sense. You can't have it
fairytales that pass for advice between agentsboth ways Lemme. Either private sales works and
and would be private sellers.we can compete for the commission prize or it
The simplest way to do this is to simulate a briefdoesn't work and therefore I'm no threat to you.
question and answer session that might takeWhich is it Lemme?
place when you're speaking with an agent aboutLemme Foolyah Kanhai: Um, like I said, my boss
selling your own home privately. It's not a realwouldn't allow it. We only sign up exclusives so
conversation so much as a debunking of mythswe're sure to get paid for our work.
perpetuated by agents for years.Selma Ownhowse: But that takes away all my
Myths designed to stop you from doing theown rights...how is that fair and equitable? You
unthinkable i.e selling privately with zeromean to tell me that I don't even have the right
commission.to sell my own house Lemme?
It's a long set of conversations that take placeLemme Foolyah Kanhai: Actually Selma, you do
between an agent and a seller before thehave a perfect right to advertise it and even sell
prospect decides how she is going to sell....and whoit....it's, it's, well it's just that we take a full
she'll sell with. Because it's several conversations I'llcommission if you do so.
split it into parts so it's easier for the reader toSelma Ownhowse: So you mean to say that I
digest.can sell it by myself if I employ you as an agent?
This is Part 1.Lemme Foolyah Kanhai Yes
The agent , for the purposes of our illustration isSelma Ownhowse: But if I succeed, you'll still
an Australian real estate agent who was born incharge me the full commission?
the West Indies and is of Indian extraction. HisLemme Foolyah Kanhai Um... yeah.
name is Lemme Kanhai. His ethnicity has noSelma Ownhowse: But that's not only ridiculous,
bearing on the interlude and I apologise for anyit's grossly unfair. I'm inclined to say forget it
offence, as none is intended. I just think his nameLemme, but here's the deal. You go and ask your
may be instructive to the reader. His full name isboss if we can have an arrangement where you
Lemme Foolyah Kanhai.sell it or I sell it, winner take all. Ask him and then
So let us begin our imaginary conversationget back to me. Tell him I don't mind paying the
between Lemme and his female potential realfull commission to your agency so long as you
estate listing prospect whose name is Selmafind the buyer, not me. With that, the
Ownhowse.conversation between Selma and Lemme ended
Selma Ownhowse: Hello Lemme, I asked you tofor the day. Lemme went back to his boss and
stop by today to see if you'd be interested inpopped the question? The answer and some
helping me to sell my house at the same time asmore interesting repartee between Selma and
I attempt to do so by myself. If you sell it I payLemme in the next installment.
you and if I sell it there's no compensation ok?Morale to the story:
Lemme Foolyah Kanhai: No of course not, thatAgents want to have their cake and eat it.
never works and besides my boss would neverAgents detest private sellers..Agents will talk any
allow it.sort of nonsense to convince you that you can't
Selma Ownhowse: But why ever not?or shouldn't sell privately. Think and decide for
Lemme Foolyah Kanhai: Because all the buyers willyourself. Don't necessarily take my advice.... or the
just go straight to you to avoid a commission soagents either. Just be discerning, rational and
they might get a lower sale price from youweigh up the pros and cons. Do however develop
Selma Ownhowse: I don't understand? Last weeka healthy BS detector.
you told me that I had no hope of finding buyersPart2 - coming soon..