| Because some perceive me to be a | | | | 1.) Dr. Beckermann Liebfraumilch -- Quite |
| sophisticated gentleman of the world, I often | | | | literally a snip at $2.49 a bottle -- this |
| get asked for my opinion on wine, | | | | wine gives the drinker the sensation of being |
| particularly what type to drink with what | | | | circumcised. Not quite as high (or, more apt, |
| dish. That perception usually goes out the | | | | low) a standard as I'd hoped from Namaqua |
| window when I give them an answer, but as I'm | | | | Laat Oes, but this is as bad as it gets in a |
| often asked I thought I'd discuss some of my | | | | glass bottle with a cork. It is sweet and |
| recent wine urchases. Granted, you won't find | | | | noxious, what one would expect a glass of |
| this type of review in a Wine lovers magazine | | | | ether with five tablespoons of sugar to taste |
| as I'm not one to use words such as | | | | like. Right now I'm checking the Nazi war |
| "bouquet", "quaff", "aged" and "clarity" | | | | criminal database to make sure there is not a |
| unless it has to do with the privates of a | | | | Dr. Beckermann listed. |
| member of the opposite sex. | | | | |
| | | | The rest of this juicy wine review and the 5 |
| And today's theme is, appropriate for me, | | | | top wines delicately described in it is |
| sweet white wine. And all for under $5, too | | | | available for reading at |
| (in California at least). Though this is by | | | | |
| no means a "Good wines under $5 list". Who do | | | | Entire review written by James M, a |
| you think I am? Trader Joe? | | | | contributing author. |
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