| Because some perceive me to be a sophisticated | | | | 1.) Dr. Beckermann Liebfraumilch -- Quite literally a |
| gentleman of the world, I often get asked for my | | | | snip at $2.49 a bottle -- this wine gives the |
| opinion on wine, particularly what type to drink | | | | drinker the sensation of being circumcised. Not |
| with what dish. That perception usually goes out | | | | quite as high (or, more apt, low) a standard as I'd |
| the window when I give them an answer, but as | | | | hoped from Namaqua Laat Oes, but this is as bad |
| I'm often asked I thought I'd discuss some of my | | | | as it gets in a glass bottle with a cork. It is sweet |
| recent wine urchases. Granted, you won't find this | | | | and noxious, what one would expect a glass of |
| type of review in a Wine lovers magazine as I'm | | | | ether with five tablespoons of sugar to taste like. |
| not one to use words such as "bouquet", "quaff", | | | | Right now I'm checking the Nazi war criminal |
| "aged" and "clarity" unless it has to do with the | | | | database to make sure there is not a Dr. |
| privates of a member of the opposite sex. | | | | Beckermann listed. |
| And today's theme is, appropriate for me, sweet | | | | The rest of this juicy wine review and the 5 top |
| white wine. And all for under $5, too (in California | | | | wines delicately described in it is available for |
| at least). Though this is by no means a "Good | | | | reading at |
| wines under $5 list". Who do you think I am? | | | | Entire review written by James M, a contributing |
| Trader Joe? | | | | author. |