| Because some perceive me to be a | | | | 1.) Dr. Beckermann Liebfraumilch -- |
| sophisticated gentleman of the world, I | | | | Quite literally a snip at $2.49 a bottle |
| often get asked for my opinion on wine, | | | | -- this wine gives the drinker the |
| particularly what type to drink with | | | | sensation of being circumcised. Not |
| what dish. That perception usually goes | | | | quite as high (or, more apt, low) a |
| out the window when I give them an | | | | standard as I'd hoped from Namaqua Laat |
| answer, but as I'm often asked I thought | | | | Oes, but this is as bad as it gets in a |
| I'd discuss some of my recent wine | | | | glass bottle with a cork. It is sweet |
| urchases. Granted, you won't find this | | | | and noxious, what one would expect a |
| type of review in a Wine lovers magazine | | | | glass of ether with five tablespoons of |
| as I'm not one to use words such as | | | | sugar to taste like. Right now I'm |
| "bouquet", "quaff", "aged" and "clarity" | | | | checking the Nazi war criminal database |
| unless it has to do with the privates of | | | | to make sure there is not a Dr. |
| a member of the opposite sex. | | | | Beckermann listed. |
| And today's theme is, appropriate for | | | | The rest of this juicy wine review and |
| me, sweet white wine. And all for under | | | | the 5 top wines delicately described in |
| $5, too (in California at least). Though | | | | it is available for reading at |
| this is by no means a "Good wines under | | | | Entire review written by James M, a |
| $5 list". Who do you think I am? Trader | | | | contributing author. |
| Joe? | | | | |